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5月31日

[a little rap in summer day]BABY GOT BACK

Emma's favorite.
 
[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *f*k*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

英雄我属

偶然翻出这么个东东,好老的帖子啊.
 
天如幕,日如初,
XX学院气贯长虹一帜独竖;
梦醒初,晨练路,
百丈操场任雄姿英发驰骋飞渡.
句句呐喊,束束鲜花,兄弟姐妹皆显王者风度,
阵阵锣鼓,片片掌声,追风年少前方尽为坦途.
几多亲切的问候,几注支持与关注,
几句真诚的鼓励,几许真心的祝福,
场外观众疯狂真情露.
运动场上的你,是胜利的标志,
运动场上的你,是青春的赞叹.
手今天为你挥舞,
勇拼搏,不服输,抖擞精神生龙活虎;
洒泪,挥汗,拼搏,才人辈出英雄今日君属.

The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song -reviewed

got it again
 
Ross raps "baby got back", and little Emma is really cute, maybe the most cute baby I have ever seen.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Youth-ZZ

Youth is not a time of life; it is a state of mind; it is not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips and supple knees; it is a matter of the will, a quality of the imagination, a vigor of the emotions; it is the freshness of the deep springs of life.

Youth means a tempera-mental predominance of courage over timidity, of the appetite for adventure over the love of ease. This often exists in a man of 60 more than a boy of 20. Nobody grows old merely by a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals.

Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. Worry, fear, self-distrust bows the heart and turns the spring back to dust.

Whether 60 or 16, there is in every human being’s heart the lure of wonder, the unfailing childlike appetite of what’s next and the joy of the game of living. In the center of your heart and my heart there is a wireless station: so long as it receives messages of beauty, hope, cheer, courage and

power from men and from the Infinite, so long are you young.

When the aerials are down, and your spirit is covered with snows of cynicism and the ice of pessimism, then you are grown old, even at 20, but as long as your aerials are up, to catch waves of optimism, there is hope you may die young at 80.

5月24日

如梦令 -无题

再次瞎扯
 
莫问悠长假期
珍惜周末闲趣
追忆教研室
通宵扯淡犹记
惜去 惜去
思念无忧无虑
5月22日

买房在西元前

看了一篇coding在西元前,偶也歪编一个
 
 
无奈的时代催生了房地产商

群众头上突然多了成百上千条枪

面对房子价格的疯狂

只能呆子般傻逼似的狂想

两千三千人民怎么会神伤

曾经房价是与收入同步增长
经过狗日的炒作就插上了翅膀

幻想一日变成神笔马良

当然幻想只能是幻想

传说变不出我们自己的房
大家的一切都被扒光
低下是民族未来的脊梁

换来的是奸商的风光

依稀是他们丧尽天良

大家的一切都被扒光

因特网上只剩下集体骂娘

真怕时代被按上失败印章

随风飘散邻国的恐慌

情景不停重放

我感到很无奈而且无比忧伤

何日能够重现崛起时光

只知道面对恶虎豺狼

rep #

一切被扒光

一切被扒光

legend of 1900 - Movie Review

The film is about a most stunning pianist whose all experiences were told through the reminiscences of a trumpet player named Max.While Max is 1900's closest and only friend .
Danny Boodman T.D. Lemon 1900, is an abandoned baby on The Virginian ship and he is adopted by a worker.The child grows up and develops an unbelievable ear for music and became a humdinger playing the piano. Gradually he turns permanent fixture on the ship, charms audiences with music 'that's never been heard before'.In his season he defeats the father of Jazz, who wants to challenge the prodigy on piano.

Despite the enormous fame trappings, "The Legend of 1900" is by no means a true historical account. Instead, The director has just crafted a masterpiece that is a part-fairy tale, part-tragedy. Through the character of 1900, the director explore the fear of change within all of us, and how some seek the courage to overcome such fears.

5月11日

蚕食


歪编一次,算是update了俺的space
 
自打女娲炼石补天地,仗剑独行是男子的希冀.
无往不胜最是幻想,现实房价都承受不起.
面对文曲见贤思齐,
考试面试仍有败绩,
哪怕不知去向何方,
努力下去就是希望.
这世界真的也许有太多的你不如意
可你的生活虽然坎坎坷坷仍在继续
希望就住在你的心底
愿你光光鲜鲜宽己律人亮亮丽丽
美好的日子等你
呛呛啐呛呛啐
拿出money让我看看
呛呛啐呛呛啐
要向上看不向下看
呛呛啐呛呛啐
要向前看不向后看
呛呛啐呛呛啐
要向好看不向坏看
这世界有太多不如意
但你的生活还是要继续
太阳每天依旧要升起
希望我的理想不会被蚕食!
5月7日

刚看到的面试题

据说是网易的,看起来还不错的样子.
 
1、分别安排下列字(斩、泰、淡、蔼)到下文格言中的空白处(每处一字)
自处超然,处人  然,无事澄然,有事  然,得意  然,失意  然
这句格言的意思是什么?谈谈你对此格言的感想。
2、孟子曰:人有不为也,而后可以有为也。
请说明一下你对这句话的理解。
3、分别安排下列动词(不为、不取、与、举、亲)到下文格言中的空白处(每处一词)。
居,视其所  。
富,视其所  。
达,视其所  。
穷,视其所  。
贫,视其所  。
这句话是什么意思?请写出你的理解。